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fly tipper

by nev clay

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Eddie was a fly-tipper, he never hurt anybody he just liked to dump his load, and earn some easy money His mam and dad ran a puppy farm, they said it was his to inherit Instead he chose a tipper truck, and a life of independence Local property developers, they flocked to use his skip hire With its plausible deniability, and avoidance of unsightly bonfires He spent his days in National Parks, in lay-bys, beauty spots and farmland Blocking country roads wth crap, and desecrating ancient woodland His kids were keen environmentalists, sorting cans and bottles and cardboard He said he’d take it to be recycled, but slung it all in a graveyard It was then the fateful day arrived – one of his so-called colleagues Dumped a ton of asbestos waste in the middle of his kids’ school field Eddie took to social media, though he didn’t want any trouble But when he got home from graft that night, his driveway was full of rubble Eddie had a heart attack, they buried him shortly afterwards By the next morning, his grave was covered with binbags, toilet bowls and mattresses...
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see track 1
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wasp joke 01:35
A bloke walks into a pet shop, and asks the lass if they sell wasps. When she says "no", he replies "well, you've got two in the window". The wasps fly up in a rage and sting him quite severely. He ends up in an ambulance with a case of anaphylaxis. I suppose the moral is, be careful what you ask for.
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Is it worth the walk to Warkworth? Ambling on towards Embleton. Settle for less in Morpeth, try to start again in Newbiggin. Hang your washing out in Pegswood, start a fire in Ashington, then sleep like a baby in Bedlington, what’s the colour of your coats? Jump off a cliff in Lemington, face your despair in Westerhope, light a candle in Whickham, take a left turn into Ryton. Make a pan of soup in Stocksfield, carve a hexagram in Hexham. Halt and whistle in Haydon Bridge, what’s the colour of your coats? Take a seat in Seaton Delaval, bury your treasure in Burradon, resole your boots in Seghill, sleep in a tent in Camperdown. straighten your head out in Benton, ask yourself “why?” in Howdon, then make peace with it in Battle Hill, what’s the colour of your coats? Black as the middens at low tide, white as the waves at Whitley Bay, blue as the house on Blue House Roundabout, that’s the colour of your coats.

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I had such a canny time playing Fly Tipper for the first time on 22nd Feb at The Little Buildings on Stepney Bank, Byker (supporting the brilliant Breadcrumbs and Bugman) I thought I'd bung it on here with a couple of recently written songs. I've trimmed about 4 miins of inane waffle off the track, but some remains. Apologies for glitchy gtr playing on the fancy bits, but (foolishly) I had been holding a cold pint of lager for 30 minutes before going on.

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released February 24, 2024

Phone recording by G Winston Lang. Thanks to all at The Little Buildings, including Sam on the sound desk.

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nev clay Newcastle, UK

Nev lives near Newcastle and until 2018 was a mental health nurse. He's been clarting around the local music scene for 30 years, and once supported Keith Emerson out of ELP. Cover photo - Stan Bonnar concrete hippo, Killingworth, Newcastle, photo by Narbi Price 3 Jan 2023. Secret guitar tuning: CGDGAD ... more

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